i hate your dumb tattoo, i wish you'd fly to the moon, where there are no girls to use or screw over, i'm laughing 'cause i lied, you know, i said you sound like all time low, you really don't even though you try hard, you try hard, i bet you're gonna hear this song, i bet you're gonna sing along, and tell your friends how i'm obsessed with you, ohhh, and i bet you didn't know that you sound like a girl, every time you call me when you're drunk, and all that i wanna say is, you really suck, i hate the scar above your eye, it looks like you're on drugs, and you really need to learn to wash your hair, overall, you're not a catch, you're just a dumbass, bleaching your hair, well, i hope it all falls out, and it falls out, i bet you're gonna hear this song, i bet you're gonna sing along, and tell your friends how i'm obsessed with you, ohhh, and i bet you didn't know that you sound like a girl, every time you call me when you're drunk, and all that i wanna say is, you really suck, oh, and thanks for telling all your lies, 'cause now i realize, i'd rather date a rock, oh, and thanks for the tickets to your show, i just wanted you to know, all your band mates are hotter than you, i bet you're gonna hear this song and say, "oh my god she's so obsessed with me dude", but no, and i bet you didn't know that you sound like a girl, every time you call me when you're drunk, i bet you're gonna hear this song, i bet you're gonna sing along, and tell your friends how i'm obsessed with you, but no, and i bet you didn't know i talked to all the girls, that you were with when you were with me, and they said, you really suck